Rachel Uchitel Embarks on New Career Path

Rachel Uchitel became infamous in 2009-2010 because, well, the woman is a serial, professional mistress. But she's focused on a new career now.

One which still involves sneaking around, interestingly.

In an ironic twist, the woman whose clandestine relationships with David Boreanaz and Tiger Woods gained national attention wants to be a P.I.

We can't believe it either, Tiges.

 Rachel Uchitel Embarks on New Career Path

“I decided to go back to school and get my private investigation license! I’ve learned to shoot a weapon. I had to Taser someone,” Uchitel told Fox 411.

“I even had to get pepper sprayed, so I know what the effects are."

Somewhere, Elin Nordegren wishes she could've done the honors.

"I’ve already gone under cover," says the aspiring investigator. "In court, we actually do real stuff for the investigator who’s teaching the class."


Rachel Uchitel was generally pretty good at hiding her romantic affairs with Woods and Boreanaz ... at least until they both blew up in her face.

In any case, she's serious about making this her life now.

“I’m going to work under my professor, Dale Gustafson, who runs DGA Detectives,” she said. "I will take the test and be able to open up my own business under Dale’s license with him as a mentor until I get the hours to get my own license."

“Having my own detective agency would be something I’d love to do. I’m actually trying to convince some of my friends to invest. I'm going to search for a missing girl. I’ve been obsessed with finding missing people for so long.”

Hey, it beats breaking up marriages ...

Insert obligatory Bones pun here.

“It’s hard to find somebody who can be accepting of all the stuff that they’ve read and choose to be with me for who I really am," Uchitel admits.

"Obviously, there are a lot of guys that are kind of around, but... it’s more my fault than anyone else’s. I guess I’m just kind of scared of dating.”

Plus, only dating married, wealthy guys really limits the pool.

Rachel Uchitel Says She’s A Love Addict

 Rachel Uchitel Says She’s A Love Addict

Remember Rachel Uchitel? She was the first woman named as a mistress in the Tiger Woods scandal. Then David Boreanaz. Since her reported $10 million settlement from the golf pro, she’s participated in Dr. Drew’s ‘Celebrity Rehab‘ show, and now she’s talking publicly about her problem: she’s a love addict.

“It is the most common addiction in the world, yet it is also the addiction most commonly pushed under the rug because people don’t believe it exists,” Uchitel told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive new interview.

“People think it is a moral issue if somebody falls in love, all over the place. It is not, it is a disease and disorder; it is where you feel like you have a hole in your heart and you are waiting for a knight in shining armor to come and save you.

“But it is not an excuse for anyone’s behavior. You get stuck in relationships that are not right for you; you basically put a mask over somebody’s head and pretend they’re somebody who they’re not. In the end, you get disappointed when they don’t react the way you want them to.”

Rachel Uchitel Playboy Spread Nixed By Tiger

Rachel Uchitel was all set to pose for Playboy until Tiger Woods pulled the plug on the deal, according to reports. Hey, she's still getting paid for it in a way.

Here's how it supposedly went down: Playboy wanted to feature the pilgrim of Tiger Woods mistresses on the cover, with a direct mention of the golf great.

Publishers even floated the idea of Rachel Uchitel nude alongside a tiger cub. The "VIP hostess" agreed to this, and was to be paid upwards of $300,000.

Tiger Woods' legal team was far from pleased with this concept.

"It put Rachel in significant danger of losing the millions of dollars Tiger paid her," a source said. "They refused to give [Uchitel] complete control of the cover so that she could make sure Tiger wasn't mentioned" as per their settlement.

She chose not to push it and risk her $10M settlement from Tiger. Probably wise.

Had Uchitel gone forward with the shoot, she was to appear "totally naked except her pubic area," the source added, noting that the would have "shown bare breasts and backside nudity" while "completely nude" in some situations.

Alas, like an Elin Nordegren tell-all, 't not to be. Damn confidentiality agreements. (thehollywoodgossip.)

Rachel Uchitel: Coming to Celebrity Apprentice?

Rachel Uchitel is an attractive, alleged nightclub hostess in her mid-30s famous for having affairs with married stars David Boreanaz and Tiger Woods.

It that's Celebrity Apprentice material, that is?

Donald Trump wants in on the action with Tiger's #1 mistress, offering her a spot on the next season of Celebrity Apprentice, The Donald told TMZ.

A longtime friend of Tiger's, Trump personally called Rachel Uchitel about three weeks ago and offered her the spot, telling her she'd be "awesome."

The billionaire is not just throwing that out there for kicks, either. Uchitel was asked if she was going to take the offer, and she said, "Absolutely."

YOU'RE HIRED! Donald Trump wants to bring Rachel Uchitel on board Celebrity Apprentice. In other news, Celebrity Apprentice is apparently still on the air.

NBC has the final say on Uchitel, but Donald usually gets his way, and NBC gave the green light to Rod Blagojevich, so the bar is set really low.

It would be funny to bring on Rachel, yet because she is bound by a confidentiality agreement, she'd be unable to breathe one word about Tiger.

What would her back story even be, then, as far as what airs on the program? That she sent these explicit text messages to David Boreanaz?

Here's hoping we get the chance to find out! The good news for Trump is that if she has a change of heart, there are some good backup plans.

Devon James would definitely do it.