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Thursday, March 31, 2011

Four Lions

Just watched “Four Lions” a very dark and very funny comedy that finds humor in attempted mass slaughter, accidental assassination, bumbling, badly targeted police raids, illegal rendition of the falsely accused and in general, dumb people doing dumb things with terrible consequences. It is extraordinarily transgressive: Omar, the closest thing to a protagonist, has a beautiful, loving wife who calmly encourages him in his murderous pursuits and a son who adores him and who wants to hear the end of the bedtime story about Simba the Lion King’s jihad.

There is a strong strain of the voyeurism involved in high tech snooping—we see parts of scenes through CTV security camera loops, video from spy drones over Pakistan and greenish tinged footage from police night vision recorders. The lions of the title are British blockheads. Four are of Pakistani heritage while one, the most insanely militant (he wants to bomb a mosque in order to “mobilize the moderates”, is a local guy with a blond beard. Everything they try goes wrong, often hilariously so. There are lots of sight gags, some very broad humor that last through the closing credits and what looks in the subtitles to be creative and entertaining cursing in Urdu. It might be even funnier to those who understand the slang and argot of the post-industrial wasteland of northern England but there are laughs aplenty for everyone.

And there is also shocking violence—not the cinematic eye-ball gouging and blood splattering grand guiginol cruelty that barely has an impact anymore but a more casual brutality that was all the more horrifying. A costumed marathon runner was killed by a sniper who thought his wookie outfit was supposed to be a bear and a man who comes out of a pub to help one of the terrorists who is choking on a swallowed SIM card dies when he triggers the explosive belt worn by the person he is helping. No one who dies does so heroically.

I laughed at the first line in “Four Lions”. It stayed funny throughout even as the body count rose. It is in the viciously satiric artistic/cultural lineage of Swift’s “A Modest Proposal” and Kubrick’s “Dr. Strangelove”. There is a hilarious bit of physical comedy in a scene with two of the bumbling terrorist wannabes trying to fire a seemingly simple weapon while in a training camp in the mountains of tribal Pakistan. It goes horribly wrong and is very funny when it happens but one of the last lines of the movie turns out to be a completely punch line to the scene.

English actress Preeya Kalidas with whom I hadn’t been familiar before “Four Lions” made a great impression.

A domestic scene with Riz Ahmed who plays her husband Omar, relaxing at the breakfast table before she leaves for work as a nurse in a casualty ward and after encouraging Omar in his quest for jihad:


Reaction to her fundamentalist brother-in-law who comes to their apartment door but won't enter because he can't be in the same room with a woman:



At work as a bureaucratic angel of mercy:


Celebrity Photos: 2011 Green Auction – A Bid To Save The Earth

Celebrity Photos: 2011 Green Auction – A Bid To Save The Earth


A bunch of celebs attended the Green Auction: A Bid to Save the Earth event at Christies in New York City last night (March 29). Proceeds from the event reportedly went to various environmental charities.

Salma Hayek attended the event last year wearing that unforgettable pair of shoes! This year a couple of others made some interesting fashion choices. Diane Kruger and Zani Gugelman looked gorgeous in their dresses and Rachel Roy was chic in a trench.


On the other hand, Nicki Minaj wore a ‘what were you thinking’ outfit and a wig that reminds me of Marge Simpson. Also Michelle Harper… ahem!

Other celebrities who attended: Ted Danson, Anna Wintour, Lisa Airan, Olivia Palermo, Jason Wu and Bee Sahaffer, to name a few.


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 imnotobsessed/Photos: Wenn.com

Celebrity Photos From The 2011 Beautiful People Party

Celebrity Photos From The 2011 Beautiful People Party


GUESS and Paper Magazine hosted The Beautiful People Party 2011 last night (March 29) at the Standard Hotel in Los Angeles, California.

Jared Kusnitz, Kim Hastreiter, Ross Thomas, Hope Dworaczyk, Leon, Debi Mazar and her hubby, Kevin Hart, Chanel, Robbie Jones and Keri Hilson (who performed at the event) walked the red carpet, posing for photographers.

Although some of the celebs are very attractive, I don’t know if the event was truly to host THE most beautiful people, because I can think of quite a few who are missing, lol!

See many more pictures next page!


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 imnotobsessed/Photos: Wenn.com

Kashmera Shah's Calendar Photoshoot 2011

The calendar is produced by Third Rock Entertainment and features only Kashmera Shah.

Kashmera Shah's Sizzling Calendar Photoshoot
Kashmera Shah's Sizzling Calendar



Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Joe Jonas Lunches At Urth Caffe

Joe Jonas Lunches At Urth Caffe


Joe Jonas looked cool and suave yesterday as he grabbed some lunch at the Urth Caffe in West Hollywood, CA.

No bodyguard this time, maybe it was just for while he was in New York.

 See many more pictures of Joe Jonas next page!

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imnotobsessed/Photos: Flynet

Shazahn Padamsee on Maxim India Magazine

Bollywood Actress Shazahn Padamsee on Maxim India Magazine Photoshoot
Shazahn Padamsee on Maxim India Magazine
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Shazahn Padamsee maxim india




This new chick after giving fabulous perfomance in movies like Dil to bacha hai ji and all is all set to change her image in bollywood in order to gain more films in her rack. This is the same old style of every actor in bollywood.

Enrique Iglesias’ Ego Can’t Handle Touring With Britney Spears

Enrique Iglesias’ Ego Can’t Handle Touring With Britney Spears


There was quite a bit of confusion yesterday with whether or not Enrique Iglesias was going to join Britney Spears on her concert tour. Hours after the tour details came out Billboard announced that Iglesias pulled out, leaving many of us scratching our heads.

The reason? Multiple sources who are connected with Britney‘s tour have told TMZ Enrique‘s ego couldn’t handle being Britney’s opening act.


Even though the deal was favourable, “great terms and great placement” Enrique just couldn’t take the fact that he would be taking the stage before Britney. Just before Britney‘s management went public on the tour details, Enrique spoke to many people confirming that he was her opening act and wanted out.

Wow! Well there you have it!

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imnotobsessed/Photos: Wenn.com

Lindsay Lohan Dodges Charges In Rehab Fight

Lindsay Lohan Dodges Charges In Rehab Fight


Well, something is working out for Lindsay Lohan! The Riverside County District Attorney (where the Betty Ford Center is located) has decided not to press charges for the fight between Lindsay and a worker.
“We are not filing any charges in the Lindsay Lohan case due to insufficient evidence,” DA spokesman John Hall tells PEOPLE.
It must be a relief not to have to worry about that anymore, at least. Now Lindsay can focus on her felony grand theft trial.

Lindsay Lohan Heads To Court In Her LIttle White Dress 

Lindsay Lohan Heads To Court In Her LIttle White Dress


Lindsay Lohan Heads To Court In Her LIttle White Dress 

imnotobsessed/Photos by FAME
 
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